Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Improve Your Sex Life In Six Easy Steps


In addition to chilling on this place and space, I write for other outlets. So when I’m not over here (where all the cool kids are hanging out, by the way), you can catch me on the other corners of the web.

Along with a short blurb, here are some of the dating/relationship articles that I’ve written over on the HowAboutWe.com blog, The Date Report:


Your sex life could be better in six easy steps --

"The 'I Don't Shave/Wax in the Winter' Mantra. We women are pretty good at keeping up with our manicures during winter months, but leg shaving and bikini waxing often fall off our radar. Getting a bikini wax isn't exactly fun, so if we're going to do it, there'd better be a beach somewhere. Or Hawaii. But you know what's better than Hawaii? Mind-blowing oral sex. Enough said."

I was totally obsessed with this meme -- 

"'I have too much sh*t going on right now.' That's a pretty bullsh*t excuse, no? Alright, fine. Maybe he does have a lot of stuff going on in his life right now. Maybe the timing is a bit off. (I mean, it's true what they say: the right person at the wrong time = the wrong person.) But guess what? There will always be sh*t going on. It's called, wait for it... life. You shouldn't have to wait for him to decide that you're important enough to be a part of that "sh*t." And you have a life too. So keep it moving and start living it."

And then there was that time when I was engaged. To be married. For like a week. There was a lot of drama in the comments section of this article. Whoops -- 

"Although breakups suck big time (this one certainly did), staying in a relationship that's not working sucks more. Believe me. I once read an article that proclaimed something along the lines of "when it comes to entering a serious relationship, men choose, while women settle." Well... not this woman."

Take your pick(s), lovelies! Facebook "likes" and re-tweets will be greatly appreciated. I know what you’re thinking: more self-pimping. Apparently I’m learning a lot from Kris Jenner... and all things Kardashian.

Happy Reading!

7 comments:

  1. lol great post! I had to share it with my sister.

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  2. Love these tips!!! I was literally chuckling out loud at a few.

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    1. Glad you got a good laugh out of my "sexcapades" (Well, sorta...)

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  3. I loved the first article! You are one busy woman! Please keep posting all the things you write elsewhere!

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  4. interesting articles....thanks for sharing!

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